What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:07
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.